Ghoulie Girls: Morticia, can you tell us what's been happening there?
Morticia: All I can say is this is absolutely devastating.
Ghoulie Girls: How bad is it?
Morticia: Well, it's hard to say just how extensive the damage is.
Ghoulie Girls: Tell us what you see Morticia.
Morticia: Well, there's no delicate way to put this. It's...well...there are body parts everywhere...there's lots of blood...glitter and Swarovski crystals. It's...
Ghoulie Girls: Wait. Did you say glitter? Did we hear correctly? Swarovski crystals?
Morticia: Yes. It's a nightmare. Absolutely horrifying! Halloween will never be the same....
Ghoulie Girls: What the hell is happening?!
Morticia: It's the Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre!!
Well there you have it Ghoulies. Hello Kitty is edging in on our holiday. Watch for Bucky bling and pink blood coming next season...to a store near you!
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